I basically started listening to the "Sounds Fake, But Okay" podcast at 16:00 this afternoon. I looked up, and it was 21:30. Find the podcast at http://soundsfakepod.com.

Also, just took a look, and Skype is indeed signed up for as a consequence of signing up for my Microsoft account. The skype name is more complicated than a web capcha, but it exists, and I am on Skype.

Blind millennials think they’re so cool with their smartphones, but none of them will ever know the joy of having their carefully composed report about dinosaurs sang back to them by a robot powered by a floppy disk ordered from a catalog and kept in a special room they’re only allowed to visit a few times a week.