The outage is most likely caused by Mark feeling like he’s had enough, taking his ball and going home. The only way to get the server up is to go sing him Soft Kitty until he feels better.
Every time they try to reboot the server, the’s a video of Jack Dorsey going, “Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word.”
how will I ever know all my friends are doing more with their lives than I am and facilitate my own pity party now?