Whatever weird dreams using melatonin causes, valerian root appears to raise that to the power of four. Imagine if you can that Rick Riordan, Stephen King, Brandon Sanderson, and Neil Gaiman wrote an epic fantasy series together.
Whenever I read Stephen King stories, I always feel like I enjoy the references to The Dark Tower and its characters more than I did reading the actual Dark Tower series.

ALL HALE THE CRIMSON KING!!!